Wednesday, August 19, 2015

presidential loser drop list

There are several people pursuing the presidency of the United States. Considering that the age of presidents generally runs between 45 and 75 years old, it is doubtful that more than four of the following could ever be president. And only one would be the next president, this list contains many losers with overly high opinions of themselves. Remember presidents Gingrich, Cain, Bachmann, et alia.

So here is a list of those declared running as of August 17th 2015. This will be updated to when they drop out, or lose. So, the first posting is 19 August 2015; it will come back to the top of this journal as the losers drop out. The Donald would declare all but himself 'losers', and this would be true (again and again) until the tail is pinned on him.

Now, the Republican clown limousine is packed (really, it should be a short yellow bus, but they are all used to greater comfort). The Democrats have a much smaller field. Two of their candidates are recent converts, and they must be engaging in some sort of fantasy. Hillary Rodham (Clinton) had made the switch to the Democracy during college, apparently she progressed from Goldwater to Rockefeller and then forward. Currently, she is undergoing another 'hyooodge' expansion of a molehill (e-mails...e-mails??...what myriad of crimes were engaged by the busheviks under lord cheney and company, and only one minion [Irving Lewis "Scooter" Libby] was found guilty [bushjr commuted his prison sentence to zero days served]) in an, apparently, unending series. It is interesting, the vim and venom her opponents prosecute against her, and the press compliance; then it all fizzles out, the odor clings to her, and in time there is another exercise in this bullshit circus.

I wonder what the English bookies are laying odds to the dropouts.


☐ John (Jeb) Bush
☐ Ben Carson
☐ Chris Christie
☐ Rafael (Ted) Cruz
☐ Carly Fiorina (née Cara Carleton Sneed)

☐ Jim Gilmore
☐ Lindsey Graham
☐ Mike Huckabee
☐ Piyush (Bobby) Jindal
☐ John Kasich

☐ George Pataki
☐ Rand(al) Paul
☐ Rick Perry
☐ Marco Rubio
☐ Rick Santorum

☐ Donald Trump
☐ Scott Walker

☐ Lincoln Chafee (Democrat since 2013)
☐ Hillary Clinton
☐ Martin O'Malley
☐ Bernie Sanders
☐ Jim Webb (Democrat since 2006?)

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