Thursday, June 30, 2022

hail to the ketchup stainer

"These are the good years in the golden sun, a new day is dawning, a new life has begun. ... Love is flowing like ketchup on a bun. Ketchup. For the good times ... "
Garrison Keillor and the Ketchup Advisory Board may have been wrong. On his radio programme, they told us repeatedly, over the years, that ketchup has "natural mellowing agents".

Every evil thing you ever heard about trump is true, and many other evil things you never heard of. On June 28th, Cassidy Hutchinson, chief aide to trump's chief of staff, gave public testimony concerning trump and the failed putsch. The events were planned, trump approved of trumpsters carrying and ultimately using weapons, trump thought his vice-president deserved to be killed by his other minions. But, the testimony that has most caught the public's interest is the toddler-in-chief's food tossing tantrums.
 

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